This old theatre does not get many visitors of late. Alas, we have been without new company for many, many decades now. It is such a pleasure to see some "FRESH BLOOD!"
Please let us introduce ourselves. I am Edgar, on the left, and my stoney companion to my right is Ambrose. We are the Keepers of the Gate here at the Theatre of the Macabre. Truly, we are friendly gents, don't let our features and dispositions fool you!
Now that we have made your acquaintance, please continue on your journey! We have been waiting a very, VERY long time! We've opened up the theatre this evening for a very special event. This glorious night is the night we honor the greatest actor who ever graced this stage. It is a performance we know you are DYING to see!
Mind not the miasma as you pass through the gate, but DO mind your step ... there is a multitude of slithery things crawling about and bats a-wing. We wouldn't want to upset them, now would we?
Come now, children, don't be afraid ... make your way through the courtyard and through the lobby doors. Your tour guide awaits you there ... as he has for many, many years, so HUNGRY for this long-awaited visit!
